Just casually bringing this back
So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.
holy fucking frat boy luke come at me bro
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
shine bright like less dense hair fibers
from Zayn’s section in Who We Are (x)
zouis is so real
Louis standing on his tiptoes
cause he’s just a tiny fluffy cupcake
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
Pluto is a planet again, all is right in the universe.
me: SOS 911
operator: hello yes this is 911 what’s the emergency
me: michael clifford did the thing again
operator: goddamnit michael
I think it’s when you’re standing in your kitchen alone in your pjs and you hear something or do something and suddenly you’re wishing for a certain person to be there because it doesn’t matter if you look like crap and you’re literally doing nothing but standing in your kitchen, you still just want them right next to you
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE JOKE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND LOUIS APPARENTLY TOLD IT… I love him
The follow up to this joke, which Harry probably definitely said is:
"What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs"
"STILL NO IDEER"